July 2009
22 posts
I secretly kinda love Sketch
is that incredibly weird?
Dad: If I have a sinus problem, why am i getting stomach cramps?
Mom: Maybe you have your period.
Dad: That could be it.
Dan: Hmmm. My bank kind of sucks at being a bank. Don't tell my dad
Me: Yeah too bad your like a prince of bank north
Dan: I know. One would think that comes with some kind of perk other than being chained to the god Damn place.
Me: Haha you should leave. It would kind of be like Dick Chaney's duaghter being a lesbian.
Dan: I don't know if i'd live that one down. I already failed my dad by kissing boys. This might destroy him
personal taylor the latte boy?
dan will you jump him already!!!
misterdan:
why yes mr. barista, i did notice you give me an extra shot of espresso after we’d spoken about how unusually tired and worn out i was, even though i pretended not to. thanks:)
I have not been on tumblr in forever
my tumbularity is lower than ever.
I have the fastest increase in followers than ever.
this makes sense?
Kevin Jonas is engaged?????!! YES!
To a girl?!?!?!