November 2008
81 posts
Watchonly a few hours.
im shakin in my boots.
“So I heard you were a huge slut last night?”
– I’ve heard this more than once today.
not a good sign.
I’ll repeat myself.
drunk girls love to make out with gay boys.
And it does not help when that gay boy is drunk too.
I need to stop talking in fragmented sentences.
French apologiz
Via Text Message.
Gregoire: Hi.i want told yu i apologiz for my actions i didnt mean what i said i was really .im realy angry after myself please forgive me regret a lot truly sory.gregoire
Me: It's totally cool Greg. Thanks though.
Gregoire: Pleas forgive me i have strictly nothing against yu. yu never been drunk and out of control? please forgive me.
Me: I do believe you. and yes, I know what you mean.
happy to know you aren't a homophobic asshole.
West Side Story.
It’s finally over.
I can have a life now.
hmmm
misterdan:
is salmon seafood?
…it dosn’t come from the sea…
ap stats homework…
and this is our question?
You know you're an art student when...
You know you’re an art student when: it takes you 5+ minutes to wash your hands.
and they are still not clean.
Dad FWD:Your computer just arrived.
I signed for it. I,ll put it in the living room.
Just filled up my tank
…for $22. this is good news.
1 tag
whoaineedyou:
kyleyoung:
one of the most...
Me: oh my god jesse you can’t pee there!
jesse: what?! You don’t even like girls!
“That’s his job! That’s like a Gynecologist saying ‘I’m...”
why?
it went from Memphis, TN
to Shanghai, CN
logic?
